Fun Time

Check this out! I don’t know what it is, but this makes me laugh the more I see it.

How Star Wars Should had ended Because I am a St…

How Star Wars Should had ended

Because I am a Star Wars fan, I don’t spend a lot of time of plot holes, but this one is pretty funny. Check out this website, especially if you are a movie fan. Very well done sketches.

What Star Trek character are you? I’m…

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You are Spock

Spock 64% James T. Kirk (Captain) 55% Worf 55% Deanna Troi 55% Uhura 50% Jean-Luc Picard 50% Will Riker 50% Leonard McCoy (Bones) 45% Mr. Scott 45% Chekov 45% Data 44% Beverly Crusher 40% Geordi LaForge 40% An Expendable Character (Redshirt) 40% Mr. Sulu 35%

You are skilled in knowledge and logic. You believe that the needs of the many outweigh the needs of the few.

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Star Trek Cribs!

Without a doubt, one of the funniest things I have ever seen. I have watched this video clip probably 50 times while I am chillin, relaxing, or chillaxing. This is funny to me on several levels of which my kids,who also think this is hilarious, don’t get. They like the end when Spock is dancing to “Gasolina”. Here are a few reasons…One, I am a Star Trek fan. Two, I am familiar with MTV’s Cribs enough to see the parody. Third, these dolls, uh excuse me, “action figures”, really have great action and expressions. Knowing that Spock’s character on Star Trek was so…logical makes this even funnier to me. There are more clips G4 did to market their Star Trek 2.0 series. There is one at a coffee shop and Spock is having trouble getting a WiFi connection on his laptop. Funny. There is one by the pool side with Capt. Kirk putting lotion on Aurora and Spock asking him to put some on his back. The only other one I saw has the crew at a karaoke bar and Spock is singing Bobby Brown’s “Perogative”. Spock is too groovy. All around,these clips are a great way to spend 60 seconds, or 3,000 depending on your funny bone density.
Scottie, Bring the Power!!

For everything else….there’s childhood.

Garden hose———-$10
Water sprinkler——$5
To be a kid again—-Priceless

The Dogs Playing Poker Code

Without a doubt one of the funniest things that I have ever read. Go here

to read this hilarious take on “The Da Vinci Code”. While your there, cruise around this great satire magazine on religion.

SIM Church Planter

The Oval Office

While recently in Pensacola on business, my buddy and I went to eat at a hole in the wall place called The Oval Office. We went there because of the advertisement we saw in the hotel’s local eatery guide. It said that we would receive a 10% discount if we showed our room keys and they boasted the best burger of Myrtle Beach. Well we got there and the place was more of a bar than an eating establishment, but what the heck, we decided to stay and eat a burger. At the close of our meal, I showed our waitress our room key and asked about the 10% discount. She seemed at first confused but then realized what it was we were asking about and said that she would get that done for us, but had never really done it before (should have been a hint to what is to come in this story). My back was to the bar and my buddy was facing it when he said that we were in trouble. He went on to describe the scene. Our waitress had put her reading glasses on and had gotten a calculator out…to figure 10 PERCENT. Now I know that I am being harsh, but isn’t that one of the easiest things to figure? Anyway, to make matters even funnier, she brings us the ticket and tells us that she made sure it was right because she had used her calculator. Holding back a gut-laugh, we thanked her, and left the eating establishment. This one event stayed with us and we laughed about it many times while away. So thanks Oval Office waitress for making our trip enjoyable.
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